Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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