in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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