bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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