garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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