so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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