We won't sleep together?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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