Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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