I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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