yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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