there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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