Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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