am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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