I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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