You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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