I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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