I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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