it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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