Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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