why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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