Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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