You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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