Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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