Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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