Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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