Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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