Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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