four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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