so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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