OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize