Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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