My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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