So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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