Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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