If that was your dad, he is hot
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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