He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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