I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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