Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My penis needs a shock collar
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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