i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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