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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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