Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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