I want to stick my p in your. b.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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