I will die if light touches me.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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