i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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