weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
How naked do you want me to be?
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