I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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