...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
