I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
No subtext here. People are naked.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
