I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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