Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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