Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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