didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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