Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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