is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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