New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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