it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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