Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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